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pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
by BPonD December 26, 2008
mugGet the pizza cuntmug.

Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.
Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.
mugGet the Pineapple Pizzamug.

pizza time

by dancing spiderman November 9, 2020
mugGet the pizza timemug.

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.
(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017
mugGet the Parachute pizzamug.

Pizza Promise

by bridal guru September 20, 2016
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Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
by UwUferby June 22, 2021
mugGet the Queef Pizzamug.

Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
by forzadude June 11, 2023
mugGet the Frozen Pizzamug.

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