(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
Get the Pineapple Expressingmug. Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
Get the slicing the pineapplemug. A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She spreads her cheeks and you stick a pineapple ring around her butthole and lick it.
by Stogie183 July 19, 2024
Get the pineapple luaumug. by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025
Get the Pineapple pizzamug. why the fuck would you looked up pineapple, you dumb fuck what were you looking for a fucking yellow spiky fruit. Now don’t fucking look up pineapple again you dumb fuck
by Teeheehe6183 January 4, 2020
Get the pineapplemug. Pussy out of pineapple
by DicklessBunchOfTodds January 31, 2023
Get the Pineapplemug. by Woof I idk January 22, 2018
Get the pineapplesmug.