Cow pissing on a flat rock

A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.

"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008

pistol fuck

To put make your hand in the shape of a pistol (Thumbs up, Index and middle finger out) and then finger a girl from behind (2 fingers in snatch and thumb in the butt). Almost always done from a doggy-style position. Usually accompanied by pulling hair for a more degrading experience.

Person 1: So man does she like it nasty or what?

Person 2: Hell yeah, I grabbed on and pistol fucked her for an hour.

by src5tt January 3, 2009

Hurricane of piss

A great deal of controversy, disturbance or distress which may follow an act.

Made famous by the Thick of It's Malcolm Tucker in response to the publicising of a new policy without the PM's permission.

'I'm gonna have to mop up a fucking hurricane of piss here'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

piss

1. urine

2. odd referrence to a fire ant

3. anger

1. aww jeez man, hold on a sec i really gotta piss.

2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.

3. man, you piss me off.

by ant January 13, 2004

hippie piss

See also Hippy Piss. For some reason some editor didn't like the definition when it was submitted as "hippie piss," but I'm trying again. Anyway, it's a Southern Californian expression used to describe the smell of patchouli oil.

Steve said that the guy with dreadlocks smelled like hippie piss. Paul thought that the expression was clever and descriptive, so he submitted it to urbandictionary.com, but some asshole editor quashed it, so Paul resubmitted it as "hippy piss" and must have gotten a better editor. Anyway, that Earth-Day-loving, incense-burning, tie-dye-wearing guy with dreadlocks did smell like hippie piss, and no editor is going to tell me otherwise.

by Paul D. Key July 26, 2006

piss boner

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

by Flake Barias May 29, 2008

pisswitch

Acerbic female, usually bitter and twisted . Quite often anti-social. Stays in and posts on internet forums all day.

'When she talked, she came across as a right little pisswitch'

by ans August 26, 2004