friendish person

Someone who is in between a friend and an acquaintance, especially a friend with benefits or someone you have hooked up with.

Person 1: Hey, you doing anything tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess I'm hanging out with my friendish person.
Person 1: Ohhh. Have fun(;

by K311ybitches December 20, 2011

Personal Drainer

a plumber

My toilet has a leak. Better call my personal drainer

by AlloReg April 29, 2014

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023

person craving

A desire to see someone

I have a person craving for Isabelle

by GlowingEyesTØP September 8, 2023

Personality Hangover

(noun). The mental agony you go through the day after drinking when you recall your poor decisions from the night before. Caused most frequently upon hearing anything following the statement "oh my god last night you...". Symptoms: questioning your existence/wondering how ashamed your parents would be of you

I am having such a bad personality hangover that I googled AA in my area and contemplated ubering to a 4:30 meeting.

by petuniatakescollege March 11, 2018

person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016

Personality prawn

A person with a lovely personality, but their body and face should just be thrown away.

That Jason is a bit of a personality prawn.

by PersonalityPrawn May 24, 2022