pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.

Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!

by BPonD December 26, 2008

Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.

Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.

by No one's as THICC as Gaston May 27, 2017

pizza genius

word by "Jaimie" himself described to make microwavable pizza.

"Well it looks like we got some pizza geniusess over here"

by pizza genius July 25, 2009

pizza bottom

Someone who refuses to eat pizza with any kind of topping at all.

Allan: "Let's see... we can get pepperoni on that... or maybe mushrooms. Which do you like better?"
Zito: "Neither."
Allan: "Oh. Well, what toppings do you like on your pie?"
Zito: "Nothing at all. I never eat pizza with anything on top. Just cheese and tomato sauce."
Allan: "Nothing on top? EVER? You're such a pizza bottom!!"

by allnew121 September 9, 2010

Pizza base

A loving slang term for a person of colour that works in a supermarket.

Where are all the pizza bases today?
Oh no no, we don't sell pizza bases here

by Xanderness September 19, 2010

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 21, 2010

pizza pull

eating a bite of pizza then taking a pull of a cigarette.

"give me a pull jordan."
"you can have pizza pull. pizza pull."

by Jordanisanw June 15, 2008