got a pineapple

when you get a pineapple put up your ass after fucking up at work.

fucking hell old mate got a pineapple for fucking up the service schedule.

by Old Diamond February 14, 2022

Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

The Pineapple Club

You may or may not be a member of it.

Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"

Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"

Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"

by ips1023 September 9, 2010

Butt Pineapple

When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.

Penelope thought Harold deserved a butt pineapple last night. It was a good way to shut him up

by HaroldPenelope February 23, 2011

Persian Pineapple

A sun-tanned choad with pubes that were dyed green.

"Did you see that Mike's Persian Pineapple?"
"No, it must have been like Spongebob and Patrick down there!"

by JJRocksIV December 2, 2011

Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

by Dodwena September 18, 2013