Palmer

A fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

In Final Fantasy VII, Palmer is a fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

by Durango January 29, 2007

palmerd it

Why would you make fun of one of your friends? palmer is the fhkin king he is a good guy, wudnt write this sht about any of us. So stop being an ass and saying its me thats doing it or ur going to lose more friends

Palmer ur the mann keep on rockin |..|.

by K-Dog! November 22, 2004

the arnold palmer

a sexual position in which the female is lying on the ground. and the male is on top. it is named becuase the male pours the very delicious arizona arnold palmer tea on the female and then engages in sexually activity with the female. to increase the arousal the male will lick the female up and down till the tea is gone, then pour some more tea on her

the arnold palmer sex last night was wild!!! i licked camille so much i used three gallons of tea!

by tea is sexxxy June 21, 2009

palming

(verb) to palm. the act of pushing someones face with one's palm.

You better get outta my way before I palm yo' ass.

by tegan May 26, 2004

palmathon

Used when one goes on a palming rampage.

It's so crowded up in this hizzy, I may have to go on a palmathon.

by tegan May 26, 2004

Dusty Palmer

After a blow job, gently palming a handful of flour behind your back. After reaching climax then swiftly throwing the flour into the face of your lover.

"wow man, did you see steph?! it looks like she just saw a ghost!"

"no daren, james just gave her a dusty palmer."

by guy peter April 24, 2009

Maria Palma

Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.

Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."

Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"

Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."

by JoeBloWe September 25, 2011