Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

SOMEHOW OWNED

the way of the elites

small brother: how did you do that?
big brother: somehow owned

by the elite god February 25, 2021

Not Own

Not THAT. I don't OWN them.

Hym "Nonononono... Not OWN them. They have been marked. The mark dictates that 'The person who casts the mark can change their location from wherever they currently are to the mark' And it isn't magic or voodoo or anything. It's a covenant to the whole of humanity. You bare the mark. If God declines my challenge, I use the mark to get to where God is. If NOT... The mark is expended. If SO... The mark is expended upon use. Walk straight to God. Whatever happens happens. And then it's settled. I think I'll make it a Galactus or something. The Jews can keep their Jewness and be, like, silver surfers or something."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Owning a PC

An expensive way of getting no bitches

Did you hear about Logan owning a PC? Bro gets no bitches

by Moron77 May 23, 2022

A manifestation of your own mind

Did you get it!? No?

Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021