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floor rescuer

Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
mugGet the floor rescuermug.

Floor

In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".
If someone mentions My Hero academia, one might say "Floor" to that person.
by MyBoyo September 3, 2019
mugGet the Floormug.

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.
As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!
by Demerald420 March 11, 2010
mugGet the Floor-tonguemug.

Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
mugGet the Floor Childmug.

floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees
That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard
by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
mugGet the floor headermug.

floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.
The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.
by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019
mugGet the floor pancakemug.

Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.
Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny”
by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021
mugGet the Floor scrannymug.

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