Lebanese Oyster

Seaping humous like discharge, almost cottage cum like in its appearance is extracted from the vaginal cavity. Whilst the traditional method of consumption would be the Oyster Shot, the Lebanese version simply spreads the chunky paste onto a nice warm pitta and gets served, drizzled in olive oil and with a nice glass of pinot grigio.

Hey Jamie, you fucking burned the pitta, what the fuck am I gonna paste this lebanese oyster on? Its gimpingly chunky and I'm starving.

by Knob Rob October 22, 2008

Shucking Oysters

Jerking off onto a table full of saltines!

My kinky wife loves when I'm "shucking oysters" on her face!

by cdugas December 24, 2010

oyster shell

a black persons asshole......comparable to a shrimp ring which would be a white persons

dude i have had so many shrimp rings but i would love to have some of that kenyan girls oyster shell

by m_luggs May 18, 2010

Shucking oysters

Two woman rubbing their vaginas together. Such as "scissors", or tribbing.

Them bitches shucking oysters

by Wicker bizkit June 29, 2016

land oyster

a fart

Who stepped on a land oyster

by Stubbs July 14, 2003

Oyu

A very hot Vid Game Character in Onimusha 2.

Oyu pwnz you!!!

by -Z- August 8, 2003

Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008