Drilling for oil

When a person eats food that will guarantee explosive diarrhea.

“I don’t care that I’m lactose intolerant, I’m drilling for oil tonight.”

by BobPlunder November 12, 2023

Just Stop Oil

By definition, terrorism is an act of disrupting the peace to coerce a government/civilian population in order to further your own goals.

By this definition, Just Stop Oil is a terrorist group.

by Ludsam February 20, 2024

Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024

Strawberry Mint Growth Oil

An oil used for people balding with messed up hairlines.

Ayo Yusuf's hairline is messed up get him some Strawberry Mint Growth Oil

by Carmjam March 15, 2024

Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

I was checking the oil on your mom last night.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 7, 2024

King of all baby oil

That’s Motherfucking Diddy

Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this

by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024

1000 bottles of baby oil

DIDDY

Man 1: Yo did you see what Diddy had in his house
Man 2: Yeah, 1000 bottles of baby oil

by Bengali fish November 26, 2024