For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.
Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.
by amusedchimera January 02, 2019
A woman who is well loved in her office. She is over-qualified in her job, so much that she completes things early and consequently gets the free time to socialize. She loves chatting with her coworkers and be the best dressed in the office.
She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.
When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.
She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.
She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.
She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.
She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.
When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.
She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.
She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.
She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.
She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
"Susie's having some car trouble so I'm calling a friend whose a mechanic to see if they could help her. Let's talk later, I've got to bring her coffee"
"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
by Knicknackpaddywhack December 12, 2022