i don't mind

Your girlfriends pissed

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive

by Swagking1010 April 14, 2016

Jedi mind fuck

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.

Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!

by nerdgurl July 16, 2009

Cvs Mind games

When the girl behind the counter at cvs tells you that you have change when you really dont. The only reason she says this is to get you in bed.

That crazy slut tried thoes cvs mind games again.

by Caboose (o'mally) June 06, 2004

cotton picking mind

crazy or reckless

He is out of his cotton picking mind to hunt rattlesnakes.

by CottonPickin April 14, 2018

Jedi Mind Trick

An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.

Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.

(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?

(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.

(SSGS): I will take my top off...

by Johnny_Reb May 19, 2009

Jedi Mind Fuck

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.

Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.

by Trixterjim June 02, 2005

One track mind

One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.

Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man

Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man

Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!

by Uesnsnsh urbakdebsjdjsso April 23, 2019