Not Proud to be an American

The way one feels upon realization that the US court system may have put to death an innocent person.

Guy to his friend: "O man, this sucks."
Friend: "What happened?"
Guy: "Scientific evidence shows a man put to death in Texas in 2004 was really innocent."
Friend: "Wow dude, that makes me Not Proud to be an American."

by modern thinker September 24, 2011

Not that there's anything wrong with that

A phrase used when a man is talking about homosexuals when they are not around and do not want to sound offensive. Or when someone is in danger of being thought of as gay, they will fervently object, then use this phrase.

Yo man, I'm not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

by theoriginalbullshitalian June 12, 2011

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

by purplepurple October 22, 2009

too many chiefs and not enough Indians

nobody wants to be employed here but everyone wants to be in charge

I think the problem was that the store had too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009

Not Proud to be an American

a person who has realized that you do not have to agree with everything your president and government say or do. this person is one of the few who actually use their right to freedom of speech instead of just going along with the masses.

Hey, Joe, do you actually see any proof that there is a need for this attack on Iraq?
No Bob, i don't, and that makes me not proud to be an american right now.

by freedom of speech June 22, 2006

Boys Are Not Smiling

It is a go-getta state of mind and not facial expression.

Boys are not smiling with all these rhymes. They all want to get paid

by Hueyflygerian October 16, 2010