Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Chicken Noodle Strip

CNS (Chicken Noodle Strip) is a word you scream out when you're playing video games. Usually meant to degrade someone.

"NO ONE LOVES YOU GADAMN BUILT LIKE A CHICKEN NOODLE STRIP WITH THE TERIAKI IN THE MIDDLE BRUH" -Person 1
" Damn bro I finna kms" -Person 2

by CNSLover October 30, 2022

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.

That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

the noodlemaker

condom

Anon: I was raw dogging this Israeli chick, but she asked me to put condom on

Anon 2: ahh, the noodlemaker

by Prnjavor January 15, 2023

Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.

Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!

by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023

Bootie noodles

Another word for chitlins

Yo you seriously bout to eat those bootie noodles

by Imagetry February 20, 2023

Tuna Noodle Stank

when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there

Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?

I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf

.. two periods later ..

Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*

by ligilakename10940839 March 15, 2023