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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
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Papers Now

Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior
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Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.
I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.
by Trexplays January 15, 2022
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Now

In the words of that popular song, "I wonder who's kissing her now'
by Unlearned Hand January 16, 2022
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stop cyber hate now

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My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away
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congratulations, you broke urban dictionary. good on ya!

in all seriousness, nobody really knows what this error means but it’s usually seen when you go to a page that has been removed or doesn’t exist.
aw man, i just got the “urban dictionary is busy right now” error!
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