cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/
1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets
2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess
3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance
4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex
ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)
1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets
2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess
3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance
4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex
ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)
1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.
2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.
3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.
4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.
2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.
3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.
4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.
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The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.
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Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.
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