nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.

Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.

by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009

nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 5, 2010

Never Nice November

A fake word to cover up No Nut November, in case your crush asked what is NNN.

You: I'm sorry, but NNN has been tough.
Crush: What's NNN?
You: Never Nice November.

by RolandOrlando December 9, 2020

You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 6, 2011

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004

gym-nice-tics

When a situation does not involve being nice, but rather one being bad.

Saying "It's not called gym-nice-tics" after pwning a person.

by Justin-1234567890987654321 January 18, 2008