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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022
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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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shake now bow

Guy: watches shake by IShowSpeed
IShowSpeed: shake now bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* dou bow bow bow bow bounce that a@* bounce that a@* a@* a@* now suck that c*#@
by Poopz💩 September 30, 2022
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TikTok now

The stupid new thing trying to copy BeReal.
"Dude did you see my tiktok now?"

"No who watches those I use BeReal"
by jemarcus bartholomew the iii October 20, 2022
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fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page
dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...
by mewsem October 23, 2022
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
by nlolhere January 3, 2022
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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
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