calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009

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Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off

When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good

by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017

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ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

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Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

by sulligas January 2, 2012

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Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

by principessash August 26, 2009

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