ass gape

Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside
See also ass cave

1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape
2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape

by ryan_991 November 21, 2007

eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

ass vibes

Something that does not give positive vibes.

Vibes that shall not and will not be satisfied.

Harshes the mood.

Bobby: hey dwayne did you see mike brush his teeth with no toothpaste?

Dwayne: yeah, that was ass vibes.

by @shredtheknar October 7, 2017

Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

ass burn

when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her ass!

on a hot summer day a very good looking female turns to leave a place of buisness while all the men associates stare at her ass with out a peep from them until she leaves the door way. then they pant like dogs and talk to each other about screwing the shit out of her! we gave her ass burn on the way out!

by russ sharp January 24, 2012

ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010