Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013

Fifa Nap

Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.

This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.

"Fifa Nap?"

"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"

by Chester Payton December 22, 2014

Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.

Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.

by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014

girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 5, 2015

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015

pepper nap

When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.

My girlfriend gave me a pepper nap and I woke up thinking I realm needed to get tested.

by Lizborden October 23, 2015