Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

ur mum

a joke that 12-year-old boys use, and they think they're funny.

'ur mum'
nothing else, just ur mum

by big brain person <3 March 19, 2022

mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen

“Your gf cheating”
“Acc? Say mums”
“Mums”

by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020

Mum

Loves you

Jk your mum does not love you

by Hello 1w345 June 12, 2024

Yur mum

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"

by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022

Mum

noun: mum; plural noun: mums
one's mother.

"she often goes round to see her mum, who lives nearby"

by Good definition November 4, 2021

your mum

A mother or a mother of a child. The word can be used as an insult on someone typically on your mum or you.

your mum.

Steve: "Hey Jimmy tell me a joke"
Jimmy: "your mum"

And that was the last time we ever saw Jimmy again...

by Senor Ghost November 25, 2021