Cheyenne Mountain JH

Cheyenne Mountain Junior High is labeled as the spoiled rich kids school, in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They always brag about their wrestling or basketball teams

Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Aren’t they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.

by MHHB4L December 19, 2018

Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.

Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?

by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020

cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

rocky mountain bullet

The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.

Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet

by AShrekle February 7, 2018

Mountain load giver

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)

Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!

by Lilrichard123 January 16, 2022

Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.

My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

by smokemountain12 December 13, 2022

Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.

I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”

by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022