by anonymous April 7, 2021
Get the Morgan mug.1) A religious cult that is only a few centuries old- survives purely through having tons of children and indoctrinating them (see brainwash)
2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet
3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat
4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs
5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.
2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet
3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat
4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs
5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.
Wow you just pulled that entire paper out of your ass! Joseph Smith himself couldn't have done it better! You Mormon spawn?
by jackjames78 September 20, 2010
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by Bob Mcfish June 5, 2007
Get the mormon glory mug.A wonderful book showing the true history of life on the American continent. It is another testament of Jesus Christ and is used to complement the teachings found in the Bible.
by darth_ginger7 July 8, 2016
Get the Book of Mormon mug.Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason. Brigham Young, the second mormon prophet said, "Your endowment is, to receive all those ordinances in the House of the Lord, which are necessary for you, after you have departed this life, to enable you to walk back to the presence of the Father, passing the angels who stand as sentinels, being enabled to give them the key words, the signs and tokens, pertaining to the Holy Priesthood, and gain your eternal exaltation in spite of earth and hell." (Journal of Discourses 2:31).
In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.
The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).
In 1990 the endowment was changed to remove the masonic penalties, wherein mormons formerly vowed that if they revealed the temple secrets they could have their life taken in various ways. Also women no longer vowed to be obedient to their husbands unconditionally, but only on the condition that he listened to God i.e. he wasn't a bastard and was "righteous". Probably due to the feminist movements growing within the church.
The tokens are secret handshakes you need to get to heaven, and you have to know their names, and their signs (made holding your hands and arms in various positions).
by The light bringer December 13, 2010
Get the mormon endowment mug.A party which is considered normal until one person invites many unknown friends, who show up unbeknownst to the host, and were not invited either for a reason or shouldn't have been invited in the first place.
Dammit, David just made our pre-game party into a Mormon Party! Next time we drink at his place... upper deck!
by thypalsh October 30, 2008
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