monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.

That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 23, 2011

monster cookie pinwheel

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.

Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!

by kerbs July 28, 2006

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

by madmanblake February 8, 2007

Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.

Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.

by DryMaster December 17, 2010

Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.

I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015

Manatee

A fully aquatic sea mammal, that belongs to the order Sirena, along with the Dugong and Steller's Sea cow, which is extinct. There are three breeds of manatee, the West Indian, the African, and the Amazonian. Manatees live in warm coastal waters, and are harmless. However, due to their large stature, a manatee can appear frightening to some. They naturally approach humans which could be a factor in Flordians declaring it its state animal. However, it's natural impulse to go after boats can result in death. They have no natural predators, other than humans and speedboats.

Awww... That manatee is so cute! Oh no manatee! Get away from that boat!!!!

by ArcticLava21 May 22, 2016