Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

Minge

The best friend a girl could ask for. She will be there for your times in need and is always there to help you. Never give her up, or you will suffer a great loss. Love you lots!

And Minge said,” Back in my day, we had fish mowers.”

by emchemm April 16, 2019

minge

liam bostock

liam bostock is a minge

by picklebug September 2, 2009

Chilean Miner

A sexual situation akin to rescuing the trapped Chilean miners, where three holes were drilled.

Dude, at the PKE frat party rager Nick, Kregg and Tony took Alana upstairs and all three gave her the Chilean Miner!

by al cane November 6, 2010

Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

by Bi-sexual minge muncher August 12, 2006

minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012

minge sniffing

Is that act of inserting ones nose into a minge and then taking a very long sniff inside. Make sure it is enough time to bring in the fishy sent of your female counter part.

Bro 1: I went minge sniffing last night.
Bro 2: Did you catch the full sent?
Bro 3: Yeah, it's still nice and fishy.

by wasty messiah November 15, 2013