A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.
“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”
by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020
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Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
Get the this ain’t no long dick on a midget mug.An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.
So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006
Get the punched a midget mug.Someone who is utterly...UTTERLY horrible in appearance. They tend to want to make you vomit the more you see them or the more they speak to you. It is usually talking about ugliness...
Holy manoly that f**kin' minger is at my car again- she's hell ug but hey she don't have to give it to my ride!
God she's the worst damn minger I've ever seen!
God she's the worst damn minger I've ever seen!
by Yo bruddah September 17, 2003
Get the Minger mug.Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v.
1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
1. someone who smells bad
2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.)
3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed.
NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself.
4. someone generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"
"No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!"
"You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!"
"Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
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