Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer

After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel

by wulf95 March 8, 2023

Milf

1. Muslim I like to fuck- Usually a tall Islamic hunk who is packing a big junk.

I want to do the dance with no pants with that milf

by Wealthy Penis February 27, 2022

Milf

Man, I love Fine Line by Harry Styles

"you know I love milf"
"yeah me too, my fav song is lights up"

by Tris_ January 24, 2022

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

milf

mature individual i love forlife

robyn is a milf

by karengillian December 29, 2021

Milf

Man I love Flo😮 💨

Milf!

by PrettyFlacko0613 August 25, 2021