Midget in high heels

When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.

''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''

by borrie August 24, 2011

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

go midieval

to torture to death,

as in Pulp Fiction when one character threatens to "go midieval on yo' ass" after that character has sodomized him.

by doctor2long July 7, 2009

Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian men that are less than 4 feet tall, stacked on top of eachother, covered in gravy or maple syrup.

Person 1: Look at that fucking Midget Shortstack
Person 2: Where
Person 1: Watch T-Series

by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019

midgeot

a little short man

kane healy of woombye Australia
Scott smith of woombye Australia

by Rolly April 3, 2003

midgetese

Anyone or anything that is of midget proportion.

Damn that camera is midgetese, it's so small that I could use it as a spy cam for the girls shower room.

or

Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

midgeticious

of or related to a dwarf, elf, gnome of other small personage

I am midgeticious

by Gabe November 2, 2003