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Merced

a tall, very good-looking guy who can be very sweet and respectful, but can also be mean and mysterious. He is extremely smart, very weird in a really cool way, and very sexual.
Antonio: Merced is so cool!

Violet: I wish I had a boyfriend like Merced :(
by very pretty_flower February 24, 2015
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Mercer Island

a place where one grows depressed and eventually kills themselves
i would like mercer island if everyone stopped being stupid and pretending like they're cool because they do shit all the time.
by 000000 000000 September 15, 2005
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mercantile pretzel

A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.
Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.
by Shayded October 11, 2015
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Merch

Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers
Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick
by Hmhy July 12, 2017
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Mercedes

Very aggressive and loud and has black eye
Mercedes will aggressively murder someone in sleep heheheheh
by Landon_de January 21, 2022
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Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team

A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell
by jaycxle. June 13, 2023
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hunter mercer

A homosexual fag who eats dick for a living and will suck dick if asked, makes fun of other people because he is self conscious. also is dumb as fuck. Takes it up the ass by various men especially black. Name beaver face
by Jack Zell October 16, 2014
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