Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

by Pebus god May 11, 2024

Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 04, 2022

Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

by urasscrack January 12, 2019

Mega Clit

A entity with a rather larger than average clitoris. Usually more than half an inch.

Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 25, 2024

mega-Chihuahua

a horrible mega-mind movie.

oh that new mega-mind movie? yeah that's a mega-Chihuahua.

by whapdidlium. March 06, 2024