by Beeftacosss February 27, 2021
Get the opp mastermug. Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.
John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.
by masterfiving June 8, 2019
Get the master-fivingmug. by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
Get the Master-Blastermug. A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.
by T-Bone March 7, 2003
Get the ass mastermug. by Colonel Angus November 29, 2003
Get the cunnilingus mastermug. an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago
by jashawn May 2, 2008
Get the schlong mastermug. /FOO-ch master/To beat up your girlfriend by choking her, kicking her while shes down. and fore arming her throat then going on with life facing no consequence and the ability to deny the whole thing. Every guy wants to become a Fucc master at some point, most just aren't made to handle it.
Me; Dude did you hear Jack became a fucc master?
John: No man that shits epic! Wish I could could become a Fucc master someday.
John: No man that shits epic! Wish I could could become a Fucc master someday.
by Youdontknowme69 August 3, 2011
Get the Fucc mastermug.