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Maria

A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock

B: who's there?

A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?

A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.
by K.d.levin November 21, 2021
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Maria

Maria is the baddest trans chick ever. Her boobs are humongous oh and dont even mention her juicy , succulent, round, bomborastabloodclat booty. Shes the total definition of the new bombshell that entered the villa. Her smooth hair and skin got all the homegirls asking what she uses. Shes so stunning and glamorous her shiny brown skin blinds everyone in her vicinity while light reflects on her. I mean like who would want to love her, shes a total bae.
Maria’s a baddie showing her panty and shes shakes it like jelly, so i got a hunnit bands in chaneli.
by Mexicanlatina February 6, 2024
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Maria/Mafar

The most beautiful human on earth. Lives in Mexico (Probably?) Beautiful smile and amazing personality. Don't lose her because she won't come back
Maria/Mafar my love is in Mexico and is perfect
by Bricematt4 November 22, 2021
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Villa Maria girls

Two faced bitches that think they know shit but they don’t
by Fran5678 August 21, 2019
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Maria

She has the fattest ass you’ll ever see.
She gives the best head and makes ppl come in their pants. And she is always right and her boyfriend is always wrong.
Maria ? I wish I was her.
by Sexymexy222 November 23, 2021
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Maria

Maria is a super sexy girl that has the most beautiful eyes in the world.

The sexy beautiful eyes hipnotize every single person that look at them.

She is also sweet and can be an amazing friend even if you don’t know her that well.
omg have you SEEN maria’s eyes?

dude look at that girl, Maria right? She so sexy
by yodadsleftniple November 23, 2021
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Maria

Short tempered cute girl thats the perfect balance of hotness and cuteness in a person. Shes always down for cuddles and kisses and cries over everything. Really emotional, like really. Brown hair, brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Usually drawn to people named "Pantelis" but in perticular people named "Pantelis" that also offer her food and warmth. Last but not least shes a really talented cook that will make you any food you desire with just the right amount of begging for it.
Maria is so short and cute imma have to marry that quick💍
by pinelos November 21, 2021
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