dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.

Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.

by Twitch0601 March 21, 2010

machine-net

There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.

By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.

by Nacho November 19, 2004

mezza machine

A mobile phone or a device used for sending and receiveing mezzas

Check this cuz, I got a new mezza machine

by G January 3, 2005

farm machinery

Tools used to harvest crops in agricultural operations.

What do you call a barn-full of niggas?....antique farm machinery.

by gladheateher October 2, 2007

Self Machine

Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.

He's just a self machine.

by Judge dredd7 August 1, 2011

GOOF MACHINE

A LOVABLE FUNNY LOYAL COMPANION THAT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYDAY,BUT TAKES CARE OF BUSINESS TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE

Bobby is such a Goof Machine , he saved the day by making us all ,laugh.

by KELLOBBY December 5, 2022