macho taco

Male equivalent of camel toe or taco crotch resulting from wearing pants that are way too tight in the crotch.

Dude, stop wearing women's jeans. They give you a macho taco.

by Britt77 February 22, 2008

Machala

The best city in Ecuador. Known as la capital bananera del Mundo(the banana capital of the world). Just 45 minutes north from Peru. Plenty of beautiful women and well cultured people. Men in machala are known to be players and have lots of guevas

Guayaquileno: Oh shit! You're from machala?
machaleno: yeah
Guayaquileno: no wonder you get all the girls bro! I wish I was from machala!

by Bananero county July 30, 2015

Lean Mean Keegan Machine

The greatest rapper and bodybuilder of all time. 2pac and biggie died because his lyrics blew em away.

Also known as MC Keegs, he is an uprising rapper from Compton. As a member of no gang, he puts his studies first while balancing rapping and weight lifting. his immense strength and influence in the community is unrivaled.

Usually as a compliment, which bestows enormous value on the beholder. The only person to ever meet this title is MC Keegs, the Lean Mean Keegan Machine.

Currently, he has projected 5 albums, of which we know the name

Album #1: Mothafuckin' Hoes
Album#2 All over My Dick
Album #3 Parental Advisory
Album #4: My bitch is my dawg
Album #5 THE Lean, Mean Keegan Machine

Dude, ya hear Ugly, a single from Mothafuckin' Hoes by the LEAN MEAN KEEGAN MACHINE?. It's amazing. The only song on my ipod.

by Host of 99.9, MC Keegs Live December 7, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time

Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”

Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”

Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”

Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”

by Hi I’m diabolical March 6, 2021

non-deterministic turing machine

A machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. It knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. I didn't know what to write here, so I asked it, it gave me this response.

Guy1: What do they keep in area 51?
Guy2: The non-deterministic turing machine. They don't want you to know they have it, but they've been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for YEARS!
Guy1: Dude, you're fucked up.

by vaxt February 1, 2006

Machine gun whore

A person, who in FPS video games, can't kill anyone with an average Joe's weapon, and hence forth has to run around with a noob gun with 100 rounds, health injectors, grenades and mortar strikes. This ruins everyone's day.

Jon (Over mic): Hey you fucking noob you! Quit being an Machine Gun Whore!!!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

macheesemo

A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.

or;

a canned cheese mustache

OJ Briggs from Shabadelphia is macheesemo

by Don't you know February 5, 2008