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Freya’s Mum

A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?
Oh no, it’s Freya’s Mum, better put my phone away!”
by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019
mugGet the Freya’s Mummug.

Insta-mum

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.

"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"

"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018
mugGet the Insta-mummug.

andrews mum

she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023
mugGet the andrews mummug.

ur mum

it means that whom ever says this wants to have s*x with your mum. 'ur mum' is an expression used to agree or nuetralise a conversation.
' haha you thought that was funny, that was sh*t' then in responce ' ur mum'
by exwils2802802802802802802 September 26, 2023
mugGet the ur mummug.

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute
i love leons mum
by leons mum March 27, 2024
mugGet the leons mummug.

sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid
Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum
by danadoodle July 26, 2017
mugGet the sorry mummug.

ur mum

ur mums a slag
by urmumsbighole December 29, 2021
mugGet the ur mummug.

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