A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?
by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018

she had a boner
by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023

it means that whom ever says this wants to have s*x with your mum. 'ur mum' is an expression used to agree or nuetralise a conversation.
by exwils2802802802802802802 September 26, 2023

by leons mum March 27, 2024

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it
me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum
me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum
by danadoodle July 26, 2017
