monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.

by mfmc April 6, 2010

monkey do, monkey say

IN BRIEF: When a person does something and anybody else having something to say about it, especially if it's based on judging that person.

WOMAN: There you go. Monkey see, monkey do.
MAN: No. Monkey do, monkey say.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 19, 2010

monkey neck

A moron

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!

by bowlwievel March 9, 2016

Monkey feet

1. When 1 or more toes are longer then your big toe.
2. When a girls toes are long and hang over her sandals and look as tho she would pick up something with her feet.

Damn! look at that girl. I dont think she should be wearing sandals with that bad a case of Monkey Feet.

by BelAirBassRocker April 1, 2008

monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.

Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?

by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008

monkey running

Egging but not as douche-baggish. You throw bananas at passing cars from a hidden position. If they spot you, you run like crazy. It does not completely ruin the car like and egg but is just as fun.
1 pt: hit regular car
2 pt: hit rich people car
4 pt: in the car window
10 pt: cop car. RUN FASTER

Bro: What happened to the windshield on your Porsche?

Brosette: Some kids were monkey running. I chased them but i couldn't find them

Bro: 2 PTS!

by The Robert Rodriguez February 28, 2009

monkey balls

(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.

"Okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey balls! THE WAR IS ON!!!"

by fugitive247 October 30, 2004