milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021

Milf

A mindset, not an attribute.

Self-acceptance and living for the sake of the self, not only make you freer than most, it also makes you a Milf, which is by far the greatest achievment that may be bestowed in a world of meaningless and coddling "accomplishments".

by hindrind May 24, 2021

milf

MILF
Mother I Love Foroughly

Person 1: 'your mum is a milf'
person 2: 'what?'
person 1: 'mother i love foroughly'

by Amelia Bigcock May 29, 2021

Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.

1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.

by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022

milf

Milf

milf: means what I want now.

me: dm if you are one.😎

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021

milf

jessica

have u seen jess shes a milf

by chodeinmyass69420 November 25, 2021

Milf

Your mom

“Damn dude your moms a total milf”

by Ifuckyourmomandyourdad April 10, 2021