The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 06, 2024
by Goatrasin December 20, 2021
When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.
by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
by Mr ZaZa August 30, 2023
by jay swinler January 23, 2018
The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.
by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017
The Miles Cinematic Universe (MCU) is a world I created based on the storylines I made up from Miles Heizer's soundcloud songs.
by cynicalwish March 23, 2022