Matt voz

Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.
“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz
by yihsrocks October 19, 2021
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Matt

so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.
Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.
by HI SISTER JAMES AND IAN HERE December 05, 2018
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Matt

Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.
"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"

"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.
by Getwokescully June 30, 2018
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matt grant

A faget ass white Jew emo clit licker who no one likes.
by Dustysoldier435 May 09, 2017
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Matt P

Matt P WILL steal your girl be careful
Chad: BRUh matt p fucking stole my girl

Brad: no waaay dude

Chad: dude like dead ass
by Savageeeee101 June 23, 2019
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Matt Mode

The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.
Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.
by TennisPlayer69 May 27, 2021
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Matt Moore

Vinny V 2.0 - Played in Japan- Makes fan bases suffer

Latest victim: Philadelphia Phillies
Matt Moore just let up 5 runs with two outs. Pain
by Phillies fan April 17, 2021
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