Mask fines

Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.

Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016

No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.

It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

Bisexual mask

Coming out as a faggot when people just thought you were bisexual.

I'm not bisexual and I resent being called bisexual when I really only like one sex, and that is dudes. I had on a bisexual mask, I thought I could keep hiding who I really was.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"

your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking

by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012

Predator Mask Theory

A radical feminist observation that some men aren’t actually “good” — they’re just good at hiding their predatory impulses. The mask of civility, respect, or gentlemanly behavior isn’t a sign of conscience or morality; it’s a costume worn to avoid getting caught by the cops, society, or embarrassed friends.

Underneath, those impulses often revolve around women and girls who are far too young to consent.

Radical feminism recognizes this as part of a larger pattern of male violence against women: society praises the mask while ignoring the predator, allowing harm to continue. Predator Mask Theory exposes how male “respectability” is performative, but women’s safety is not.

“Brad swears he respects women, but when age laws came up, he literally froze. Predator Mask Theory, ladies — and yes, it’s horrifyingly consistent.”

by Lola Robot October 19, 2025