suck loser 

a suck loser is a loser's loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.

Jeffrey thought the woman on the L train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. He is such a suck loser.

Kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. Later on the patient's family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. That is when she realized that she is a suck loser.

suck loser by LazerBeem April 28, 2011

anime loser 

Someone who takes anime too seriously or never stops talking about it.

Someone said by an anime loser "Did you see the episode when protagonist school kid transformed into the robo demon octo-senpai ?"

anime loser by RavenGM1 November 25, 2015

Sore Loser 

Blames everything possible for the loss except himself.

"Dude, you should've seen that Tony bloke, he almost cried when that kid choked him out in a grapple spar"

"Yeah dude, he's a real sore loser. Can never admit that he's a sh*t C*$t..."

Sore Loser by Laffyboi June 19, 2018

I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.

"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"

I Was Lost by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

lost weekend 

A weekend lost to the bottle or other drug, often resulting in painful Mondays and the (correct) suspicion that you have a substance issue.

I came home from work to find the remnants of my lost weekend strewn around the house.

lost weekend by CaptA April 22, 2009

Loser Denial 

(noun) The denial expressed by an individual about their lack of popularity, despite all physical evidence to the contrary.

"Are you in Loser Denial?"
"I had a bad case of Loser Denial myself"

Loser Denial by Campex September 13, 2007

lost 

A great show that impatient teens and adults hate because it doesn't answer questions when in reality it has answered many. They want all the answer in one episode because they don't know how television shows work. The show has a planned beginning/end and will end in three more seasons (6th season).

n00b: That show sucks! I want answers NOW!
Lost viewer: Grow up. It's going to end in a few seasons and then we'll see who of us was right.

n00b: FSS, I hate that show, I want it to end!
Lost viewer: Ever thought of turning the TV off when it came on?

lost by Peace Through Superior Water Power August 7, 2007