law of shananagans

law that states, that nonsense actually makes sense,
states that sillyniess is next to happiness
sometimes the best time is had when we can just act like little children
also states that 89% of the time ETHAN NELSON is right 100%of the time in 47 states and 2 foreign countries
the law of shananagans is always right!

the law of shananagans is the answer to all questions
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Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.
by ImagineWiigons March 01, 2019
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Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
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Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.
by Stiricide August 31, 2010
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Vanderhye's Law

If an online conversation goes on for long enough a cat picture will eventually show up.
Damn it, another cat picture? Vanderhye's law strikes again.
by Kablam74 December 16, 2016
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Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions
Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.
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The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 05, 2020
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