kissing the girl

It can either be taken literally or metaphorically. Literally it means kissing a girl. Metaphorically it means death or dying.

Last night, I was kissing the girl.

"comin up I was confused, my moma kissin' the girl" - 50 Cent

by tony2time June 25, 2005

Fart kiss

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face

I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.

by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

blow kiss

See zerbert. An action in which mouth is pressed to skin, usually stomach or arm, etc. and then the person blows from the mouth producing a fart-like noise.

"The mother tickled her child by giving him a blow kiss on the stomach."

by Jessica Sanderson September 1, 2006

Gypsies Kiss

Old london slang half-rhyme for urination

bob: "im going for a gypsies"(/gypsies kiss)
Jim: "meet me in the jamjar"

by j0r93 November 6, 2005

irish kiss

head to head contact, a great defensive or offensive tactic if you have a strong forehead, usually unexpected by the one taking the shot to the skull.

Sucka beetch! Get in my face and I'll lay a irish kiss on you!

by Yaoffs Hollason September 12, 2006

helmet kiss

The action of a pillion motorcycle passenger knocking helmets with the motorcycle rider.

For example, this may be caused when the motorcycle is under unexpected braking or slowing down when the pillion may not be aware of this and is unprepared.

Not quite "docking" although that could be an alternative definition of a helmet kiss!!

by Rupert Benedict June 20, 2006

dementor's kiss

In the Harry Potter series there is a creature called a dementor that is used to guard the wizarding prison of Azkaban. Their special power is the ability to take the joy away from anyone they are near and their most lethal attack is the "dementor's kiss" where they can suck the soul out of a person.

This term can also refer to a case where a poor unsuspecting dude in a bar locks lips with the ugliest broad there. This can either be done by force or with the aid of beer goggles. The result is that he feels miserable and disgusted with himself. Quite like having one's soul sucked out.

"Dude! Dude! I saw that old hag give you the dementor's kiss. You ok?"

"duuuude I'm so ugh so *hiccup* wasted I couldn't even defwend meself."

by lick_mah_clit August 9, 2012