jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

by Jahmingus June 10, 2010

Jizz Horn

You blow the horn and people come.

I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!

by Gardenhead007 December 26, 2010

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

jizz chizz

Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.

That girl is a real Jizz chizz

by JizzChizz January 1, 2017

Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks

Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.

by Falmk March 7, 2020

Fizz Jizz

When you pour McDonald’s sprite down her coochie.

Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 March 7, 2020