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Jerky Boys

My heros. Johnny B. and Kamaal. I love you guys!!!!
Frank Rizzo, open yer fuckin' ears jackass!!
by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004
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Jerrell

The greatest guy you will ever meet, respects all women an would never talk about anyone behind their back. stands up for wat he beleives in an protects his family no matter what,he's wonderful inside and out an you coukd never find another
I wish i could be with a Jerrell
by nanaboo October 12, 2010
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Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009
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ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best
God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys
by Beth January 15, 2004
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Jerky Gene

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.
Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."
by Oobatzz March 6, 2010
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Jerret

A very smart and handsome guy with a big willy and is usually a great hugger.
by JetMakesTrash September 8, 2019
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cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.
I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky
by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010
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