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A Jahden is very rare but they're extremely chill, very tough some say they have balls of steel. A Jahden has 100 percent chance of giving any girl an orgasm
Did he really just punch that kid in a face he must be named Jahden
jahden by George jenkin November 15, 2017

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me
boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

Pulling a jayzen 

Being an unwieldy amount of time late or early to an event of any sort
Person 1: Bro my man said he would go live like 2 months ago
Person 2: yeah he’s really pulling a jayzen isn’t he
the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll pee yourself. He always knows how to make you happy when you’re sad or when you need someone to talk to he is there. Jaden will always take his time to do the little things that will make all the difference. He may be difficult at times but is the most understanding person you’ll ever meet. Telling him something means it will never get out and it’s safe with him forever. He’s also super cute :) Hes very popular and his friends may annoy you but it’s worth it in the long run if you get time with just him. If you ever get a jaden in your life keep him forever and never let him go, if you do you’ll regret it deeply because he is the most perfect guy.
Person 1: so your dating jaden

Person 2: Yea🥰🥰
Jaden by The yeet parakeet November 19, 2018

Jaden Isaiah Hossler 

Jaden Isaiah Hossler is and always will be the love of my life even tho he will never know I exist I will still love him he is the most perfect human and he is nice and caring and HOT honestly he could break my heart and I would thank him so like yea!!!
"Jaden Isaiah Hossler is a person."

Jaeden Martell 

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.
Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!