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Jacob graves

A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
by I am the Batman July 25, 2023
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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Jacob Harris

A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"
by Wee Tod October 29, 2020
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Jacob Mungai

The best person in the world. A very sexy boy with a great personality. Gets all the birds and is extremely athletic and charismatic.
Bird: Jacob Mungai is such a sexy lad.
by Adam Case November 22, 2021
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Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020
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Hop on jacob

Hop on jacob is similar to hop on carlos but it is were you have a intense but hard-core deathly butsex with Jacob's 2 gay dad's while a random black dude with a beanie makes you deep throat his giant delicious shlong
Ay bro can you let me hop on carlos while you hop on jacob 😍😍😍🦍🦍🦍🧪
by Samuel Contreras March 9, 2022
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Jacob Paterson

ugly and mean jk good with guys tho ;)
hey I wanna meet Jacob Paterson he's a real charm
by Jabsiansn May 23, 2016
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