jacob zaiser

The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created

Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut

by One Slippery Boi May 8, 2018

Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 6, 2021

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

jacob barnes

Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.

Girl 1-woah jacob barnes
Girl 1-I know right

by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016

jacob robertson

Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair

person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey

by the_realhjitcookie November 9, 2021

Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.

Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?

by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019